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Cleaning Up

Brown — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:26:52 +0000

Rather than using individual posts for every upload, I’ve moved all of my sketchbook stuff to my Sketchbook page.

Picked up a little pocket sketchbook, so I’ve been trying to draw at least a few times a week during lunch, usually while looking at other people’s stuff over on dA. I’ve been trying to actually FINISH sketches rather than just have a big book of doodles.

It’s good heavy paper, so at some point after scanning the pencils I think I’ll go back and try my hand at inking things.

You can’t tell me what to do anymore!

Brown — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:02:31 +0000

So this morning, on my way to work on a rainy day, I sat at the light on the corner, waiting to make a right hand turn. It’s a strange four-way intersection where each direction gets their own turn, and there’s a NO TURN ON RED sign, so I sat there patiently. I must have not triggered the sensor or something, because I sat through a cycle. After a minute, I see some movement in my rearview, and see the woman in the vehicle behind me get out of the car.

“Oh great,” I wonder to myself, as she approaches my window. She knocks on the glass and bends down to speak to me as I roll it down.

“There’s something wrong with this light, you’ve got to move!” she says.

I instantly recognize her.

“Frisch?!” I ask.

“Yes,” she says, as the light turns green anyway.

“Hi, I’m Ron Brown.”

“I know, honey.”

“Well, good to see you,” I say as I drive off.

Being told what to do by your high school English teacher after more than 13 years since graduation is a surreal experience, let me tell you.

Especially when you’re obeying the law and she’s apparently ridiculously impatient.

Nothing

Brown — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:36:14 +0000

I knew I wouldn’t keep this place up to date.

Afraid of Sloths

Brown — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:33:59 +0000

My name is Brown, and I’m afraid of sloths.

Apparently, I’m not the only one. Now specifically, I’m only afraid of the Brown-throated three-toed variety, what with their creepy eyes and evil grinning faces and giant claws that would eviscerate you before you can say: “But they’re supposed to be herbivores!” Sure, they act like slow-moving docile creatures, but you can tell they’re just waiting to make their move.

So last week, you could imagine my terror, when I visited Something Awful and checked out their recent Photoshop Phriday topic of Monsters Attack! and saw this:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding under my desk in a fetal position, shivering with fright.