The List

There’s a lot of things that piss me off.  Here are some of them, not necessarily in order.

The List:

• David Lynch’s 1984 Dune “film”
• Voicemails that mention a question, but never actually ask the question.
• Nancy Pelosi
• Our light-up lawn snowman’s head
• Ice storms on St. Patrick’s Day
• LabVIEW
• Ketchup on hotdogs
• Ray
  For being a wiseass about moon landings.
• Hart Rossman’s camcorder questions
• 2001: A Space Oddysey
• People who say “Screen Saver” when they mean “Wallpaper” or “Desktop Background”
• Short IDE cables
  I just LOVE rearranging hard drives.
• Highway exits with no re-entry
  Thanks for wasting a half hour of my life.
• Mice without scroll wheels
  No mouse should be without one in this day and age!
• The Sheraton Society Hill
  For giving us a smoking room, not offering us anything to compensate for our discomfort, and on top of that charging us $25 for freakin’ parking.
• Neil Young
• Sloths: Exhibit A, Exhibit B
• Alarm clocks
• Long GTalk status messages
• Iran